Our World Cup All-Name Teams

Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

Now that the World Cup is over it is time to hand out the awards. FIFA just announced the Golden Ball Award Winners and the top prize went out to none other than zainy Zidane (we feel Italy's Buffon should have got it over the the French buffoon hands down) but in any event we at theWadeBlogs are once again revealing our tournament all-name team. Just like out our past all-name teams for the NCAA tournanment & XX(X) Winter Olympics.... we scoured through all the participating athletes (in this case 32 rosters of 23 players = 736 names) and came up with the following 50 funny names, assembling them into mini squads from best porn name team to the best baseball team we could field below.

But before we break out our list we have to comment on the Chili Peppers apparent appearance at the World Cup. Check out our pictures... how uncanny is that? The Flea and Anthony Kiedis look-a likes are none other the France's Willy Sagnol and Argentina's Carlos Tevez. Even Sagnol thinks the resemblance is a head slapper but enough with our picture comparison it is time to do a little name dropping...

ALL WORLD CUP POTTY HUMOR NAME TEAM
8 KAKA (Brazil)
15 Arash BORHANI (Iran)
Say it fast and get "A Rash for Hiney"
4 Yasuhito ENDO (Japan)
Pretty self-explanitory
22 ILIC Sasa (Serbia)
Again pretty self-explanitory

ALL WORLD CUP ALL MLB NAMES
10 Jose REYES (Spain)
22 Luis GONZALEZ (Argentina)
20 Julio CRUZ (Argentina)
For those who don't remeber the speedy 2nd basemen here are his stats.

ALL WORLD CUP PORNO NAME TEAM
19 A. TITI BUENGO (Italy)
Pretty self-explanitory
10 MAMAM Toure (Togo)
9 Arounda KONE (Ivory Coast)
3 Dong Young KIM (Korea)
12 Joe DIDULICA (Croatia)
So did you lick her?
1 TITZIE JJ (Ivory Coast)
18 Filippo INZAGHI (Italy)
Broken down... "Fill up in the Gee" (note - Gee is European slang for that lady part)
21 Ireneusz JELEN (Poland)
"Irene uses Gel and...." always good to know

ALL WORLD CUP ALL MICHAEL STRAHAN GUYS HE'D LIKE TO MEET TEAM
23 Phillip DEGENT (Switzerland)
19 Marcus HAHNEMANN (USA)
Last name pronounced "Hineyman"
3 Khalid BOLLAHROUZ(Holland)
Last name broken down 'Ball arouse'
14  Gerald ASAMOAH (Germany)
Last name pronounced with a harsh German accent 'ASS MOWER'
23 Assimiou TOURE (Togo)
Broken down "Ass.. mmm I owe you a Tour"
12 Alex TACHIE-MENSAH  (Ghana)
Last name "Touchy Mens... Ahh"

ALL WORLD CUP ALL HOLY NAMES
23 Eddie POPE (USA)
17 Ho LEE (Korea)
7 Mohammed AMEN  (Suadi Arabia)
11 Stan LAZARIDIS (Australia)
If he was fouled and pushed onto the ground would he rise like Lazarus?

ALL WORLD CUP FAMOUS LEADERS NAMES
17 Daniel QUAYLE (Ghana)
22 J. CESAR (Mexico)
19 J. KENNEDY (Australia)
15 H. WALLACE (Costa Rica)
9 S. MILOSEVIC (Serbia)
Why a person from Serbia named MILOSEVIC wouldn't get his named changed is beyond us?

ALL WORLD CUP FORMER TV STARS NAME TEAM
2 DRUMMOND (Coasta Rica) Does the TV pop of Arnold and Willis have some pop?
15 B. CONVEY (USA)
Does the game show host got game?
18 M. LEWANDOWSKI (Poland)
Almost has the infamous Monica monniker
8 E. MENDEZ (Equador) Court TV Celeb. killer?

ALL WORLD CUP "Things you might see on a beach south of the border..." NAME TEAM
12 CORONAS Jose (Mexico)
7 CABANAS Ricardo (Switzerland)
13 ZORO (Ivory Coast)
7 CABANAS Salvador (Ecuador)

ALL WORLD CUP NAMES/HANDLES SEEN ON A MYSPACE BLOG
18 LOVE (Angola)
20 LOCO (Angola)
10 Ha. KEWELL (Australia)

ALL WORLD CUP ALL ANIMAL NAMES
16 WOLFF Josh (USA)
11 ROBBEN Arjen (Holland)
23 WOLFE Anthony (T & T)
17 QUAYLE Daniel (Ghana)
13 A. NESTA (Italy)
Where Robben and Qualye like to hang out?

ALL WORLD CUP ALL WORLD NAMES TEAM
1 Petr CECH (CZECH)
20 Jason SCOTLAND (T & T)

ALL WORLD CUP WADEBLOGS FAVORITE NAMES
21 FRED (Brazil)
5 MENSAH (Ghana) - It just sounds smart
19 Razak PIMPONG (Ghana)
Despite mispronouncing his name, when the play by play people announced "Look at Pingpong... back and forth with the ball" they truly captured our imagination

Comments

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I have to disagree on Buffon. He made the magical save on the Zidane header but he owes his outstanding stats to Fabio Cannavaro. FC is the true MVP of not only Italy but the Cup as well. He was brilliant from start to finish and often saved Buffon from looking like a complete fool.