First he had a run in with his razor and then he caused a racket by breaking his hotel chandelier but now the Hoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon?
It was initially reported that David was bounced from the preppy premises earlier this week because he was overserved.
Apparently Hasselhoff was holding court at the All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club when he wasn't allowed to enter a restricted area which he mistook for a bar. Supposedly he then shouted to security guards who were escorting him out of the area, "All I want is a drink.. do you know who I am?" Considering Centre Court sports a royal box fit for queens and princes... one has to wonder why a famous Knight wouldn't get more hospitable service?
Actually given his recent run-ins this guy really needs a chaperone... K.I.T.T. where the hell are you? (Stay posted as we just created a funny animation along these lines called Shaving K.I.T.T. and Soccer K.I.T.T. premiering on YouTube tomorrow)
In any event it appears the Club is offering Hasselhoff a "a let" and letting the matter go. The gentlemanly powers that be even fired up their prestigious club's PR machine as they are now reporting through the BBC that it was all a mix up and denied ejecting him (although the Hoff does look pretty self content - i.e. plastered - in the picture accompanying the linked BBC article). Keep in mind the Hoff's antics are not to be confused with Wimbledon's other party crasher... the naked streaker who ran through Maria Sharpova's quarterfinal match.
Between the headache of his injuires and the headache of his (apparent) hangover the Hoff has had a pretty bad fortnight abroad... however there is a silver lining in the clouds hanging over his London trip. Not only is Hasselhoff's TV show currently No. 1 stateside but it is now being reported rthat apper Ice-T wants to produce a hip hop album for the Hoff.. to drop worldwide (not just in the Hoff hotbed of Germany).

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