wadeblogs.com | Paris Hilton's goal: Germany's Lukas Podolski

Talk about being forward... during a German talk show yesterday Paris made her pitch for the forward of the German soccer pitch, Lukas Podolski. What are the odds that Paris doesn't realize that Lukas doesn't play the same type of "football"  for which her former ex's Brian Urlacher and Matt Leinart (click here for our pics of Paris with Matt) are famous. The heir-head pointed out that she has a lot in common with Lukas- "Hey, I'm German... that's hot." Little does Paris realize Podolski was actually born in Poland. After team USA's recent failure it is nice to have Hilton as our ambassador abroad (she even wore a HILTON emblazened German Jersey) as she helps raise the status of the US of A. in the world's eyes.

Anyway watch Paris gush over her crush in this clip I dug up of the German television below. (Click here to view the embeded clip if it happens to be cut off below to see it in its full glory.)

In doing our requiste research we discovered the best part of the show involved a segment called "Blind Kick" in which Paris could be heard shouting "harder, harder" for nearly 5 minutes as she directed her "Blind" soccer team in this goofy German variety show. For that clip, we suggest you go direct to the source. After growing up thinking that Mike Meyer's Deter dominated Deutchland's airwaves, who knew German TV could be so irreverent and fun?

Also we discoverd this German commerical Paris did for GoYellow (Germany's yellow pages). You have to love these risque international "adverts." Given how Paris gives it up in her GoYellow commerical (she can be seen pouring milk all over her chest) it should only be a matter of time before she lands Lukas of the Yellow, Red, and Black.

We will always have Paris... it turns out Hilton has been flapping about who she likes all across Europe as she flacks her new album. It was first reported in the UK's Sun that her soccer goals are as follows: 1. LUKAS PODOLSKI 2. FREDDIE LJUNGBERG 3.DAVID BECKHAM.

(excerpt) “I think Lukas is the sexiest man on the pitch. I would really like to meet him." In fact, she claims her life right now is all about soccer — and cooking. She enthused: “I am a keen football fan. And I can cook really well — although you wouldn’t think it to look at me.” Paris admitted she is keen to become a mum once she has found the right fella. She explained: “He needs to be honourable and make me laugh. I want a baby within the next five years.”

Pitch.. keen.. come on! There is no way our bubbly blonde uses English colloquialisms in her everyday vernacular. The above excerpt had to be penned by PR flack/hack. We sincerely doubt Paris has ever heard the word "keen" (in fact we'd bet the only keen she's ever heard are the Brit band named Keane).  Next thing they are going to tell us is that Paris is burning to replace "That's hot" with her knew turn of phrase "That's keen."

Anyway it should be interesting to see if Paris has some vichy French in her as well... will she switch alligences should Lukas loose in today's match against Argentina? In that case we guess we'd be hearing about Argentina's Maxi or Totti from the Azzuri.

Comments

[colonel-hell]

I hope paries knows that marie had a little lamb is _not_ a nasional anthem :P

[Scott]

Or a "national" anthem...

[D]

Hilton is the biggest slut ever she isnt even german the american hoe!!

[D.D]

go for some one ur own age he wouldnt even go for u he is a pure german polish dude not an american lyk u !!!!as if u can cook u have slept with more guys than ur age TRUE SLUT!!! He is a respectable guy not a guy who would sleep with u in ur dreams if i ever see u in germany god help u hoe!!! dont wear the german jersey ur a disgrace to da germans!!!