Move over Cyndi Lauper... here comes Michaela Hutchison. The 103 lb. sophomore "she bop--he bop--a--we bop"ed her way to the top of Alaskan wrestling championips to become the first girl in the nation to win a state title. One has to wonder if Captain Lou Albano has heard of Hutchinson's glowing wrestling reviews and if Lou has any plans in the works for her G.L.O.W. debut.
Speaking of girls getting tossed about we would be remiss not to give Lingere Bowl III a mention. With special appearances by Jenny McCarthy (her sisters participated in the contest) and Refrigerator Perry (he actually possessed the biggest boobs on the field) the third time was... well, charming (click pic to enlarge wedgie). Although we have to say the pay per-per-view matchup for which we would have really forked out our hard earned dough (among other things) would involve the aforementioned Jenny McCarthy going down on Jenna Jamison. (yes, it is true - audio link provided by our friends wwtdd.com)